She has this weird radar for things I try to hide—

She found weed in high school, condoms in college, and now…

My douche.

I didn’t even hear her come in. Just a scream from the bathroom:

“Honey, why do you have an enema kit in the shower?!”

I was mortified. My soul left my body, floated above me, and waved goodbye forever.

Dinner was awkward, to say the least.

She stared silently, confused, cutting her chicken aggressively.

After dinner, Mom quietly pulled me aside:

“Listen, sweetheart, I just have one question…”

(Oh God, no, please don’t.)

“Why the heck haven’t you switched to gummies yet?”

Wait—what?!

Turns out my mom’s gay bestie at work told her about Peachy.

It’s a fiber gummy that replaces the dreaded 45-minute prep with a clean 5-minute routine.

I tried it (Mom bought me some—thanks, Mom).

And holy crap, guys.

Instead of stressing about bottoming, I now have complete confidence.

Two gummies a day, no more awkward discoveries in the shower.

Just a peach-flavored gummy, smooth sailing, and zero embarrassment.

So do yourself (and your mom) a favor...

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