At first, I thought:

New year, new him?

Then I thought:

He’s definitely cheating.

Then I thought:

OMG… he’s just prepping for bottoming.

😳

Listen. I’m not new to this.

I’ve seen the signs.

And I know how long that whole ordeal can take.

But something was different…

He was done in just 5 minutes.

No suspicious running water. No triple flush.

He just walked out the bathroom, smiled, and winked at me.

That night? Let’s just say… The man was ready.

And it wasn’t just that night, but every night that week!

I finally asked him what changed.

He goes: “I found this gummy called Peachy.

It’s fiber, but like... bottom-friendly.

Plus it’s prebiotic. No bloating, no 45-minute clean-outs.

Just one big, clean, beautiful 💩 a day.”

I laughed.

I cried.

I placed a damn order.

So if you’re prepping, stressing, and still not confident…

💖 Try Peachy.

It might not save your relationship…

…but it will 100% save your sheets.

👇 Link below.

Power bottom energy awaits.