He won't open up, so naturally, my mind jumps to worst-case scenarios:

• Did he slip?

• Cut himself shaving… down there?

• Drop his phone in the toilet?

  
  

Finally, I burst in to find him frantically pacing, phone shaking in hand, eyes wide in panic.

“What’s wrong?!” I yell, heart racing.

“I... I think the douche is stuck.”

I stare.

Blink.

“The douche is stuck... where?!”

“WHERE DO YOU THINK?!”

Minutes later, sirens blaring, lights flashing - two (very amused) paramedics politely explain how it definitely isn't stuck, and that my boyfriend might’ve overreacted just a tiny bit.

Most embarrassing night of our lives? Easily.

But weirdly, it’s also the night that changed everything.

One of the paramedics (yes, really) discreetly slips us a note before leaving:

“Google Peachy Gummies. You're welcome.”

Turns out, these fiber gummies give you perfect prep - no bathroom disasters, no paranoia, no paramedics.

Now date nights are what they're supposed to be:

Relaxed, fun, and 100% stress-free.

Bottoming should feel good, not like a medical emergency.

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